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I was curious as I'm looking to scoop up some samples from Smiley Time.
I've never used this vendor before... (mostly because the name sounds odd to me and idk for some reason that throws me off). Whether it is true or not I get this false impression... LOL anyway,
Ignore that!
Now that I've decided to come to my senses what smiley time strains would you sggest as a first time buyer?
I love Greens, I love mood enhancement and Focus strains. I like Reds but they tend to be weak for me most times so... idk? White's I love too but non jittery non anxious prone one's... I have depression, anxiety, ocd, and adhd.
I see White Banjo on their list. If that is the same Indo or ___ supplier as Liza then
Mr. Smiley Time was probably THE most prolific trader on the Swapsell in Reddit back in the day. In my book, this gave him a lot of credibility and so I ordered from him a couple times when he first started selling on MeWe. I just got an order of three strains from him today as a matter of fact and am looking forward to trying them out. Good prices and VERY fast shipping!
herbalhippie wrote:Mr. Smiley Time was probably THE most prolific trader on the Swapsell in Reddit back in the day. In my book, this gave him a lot of credibility and so I ordered from him a couple times when he first started selling on MeWe. I just got an order of three strains from him today as a matter of fact and am looking forward to trying them out. Good prices and VERY fast shipping!
Let us know how they are, my friend! Been procrastinating on my first smiley order, always juggling where i'll order next and end up landing on KOG or Sosa lol
I tried the Red Mahakam earlier today but made the mistake of taking it an hour before naptime and so it put me right to sleep. Relaxing, good pain relief. I think it's not too sedating of a red, I just took it at the wrong time. The color is a slightly bronzy green, doesn't really look or taste like a bent.
Supergreen #3. Good slow, euphoric green, good mood uplift.
I just got my third order in from him today, and once again he's knocked it outta the park. I really like Herbal RVA as well, but Smiley just keeps knocking it outta the park for me! I ordered a 5 spilt kilo the first time, and 1/2 kilo the past two times. Yeah, I like to have selections to rotate, and for various situations (work, events, public outings, etc). I have only tried the Super Green #3 from today's order, but I can say that it's stellar! I'll list the strains I've gotten, and I hope it helps. Also, Greens have never really worked that well for me, but his Premium Green MD, and Super Green #3 sure do! Best your way
Red Aceh - good daytime red, with long legs.
Red Borneo - I love Borneo, and this is the best one I've had so far.
Red Bali - outstanding for pain, relaxing and anxiety relief
Dragons Fire - this blend (green/red/yellow) is one of his best. Very strong, and covers a wide range of things
Rose Gold - another blend that is Red/White that provides excellent energy and mood lift
Red Hulu - works great for my anxiety and helps a lot with pain without sedating me
Red Elephant - The first Elephant strain that's really clicked with me. It almost feels like a green at times with the focus and energy I get from it
Red Vietnam - I find this one almost identical to the red Hulu, except that I feel it's a tad slower but last longer
Premium Green MD - this is one of the first greens I've had that's worked for me really well. Let's just say, I see the appeal of greens now
Gold Banjo - f*ucking awesome on all levels. That's the best way for me to put it. Best all around'er for my needs
Super Green #3 - I just burned this about an hour and half ago, and it's really impressed me. I was having a really rough time with my PTSD this morning, and it has helped me pull out of it, without making ignore the issues at the base of things.
Hope this helped, and I know that strains effect everyone differently. However, I also know from personal experience that any input helps! You're in the right place for legit info, and guidance. I strongly agree with most of the peeps here that you should take anything from Facebook and especially YouTube with a grain of salt. I'm not saying it's all BS, but there is unfortunately an abundance of false information and I myself got burned once or twice following some of the advice on there. Kratom has given me a life without being on suboxone, and had given my Father who has cancer a Much better QT of life. Try Smiley, and don't hesitate to hit him up with any questions. He's a good one!
herbalhippie wrote:Is that dragonsfire very stimulating? I can't do stimulating.
It's not extremely stimulating, it's more of a feel-good, pain relieving blend with a bit of a boost. I mix it with a white to speed it up, and I mixed in a warm red last night to relax and watch movies.
herbalhippie wrote:Mr. Smiley Time was probably THE most prolific trader on the Swapsell in Reddit back in the day. In my book, this gave him a lot of credibility and so I ordered from him a couple times when he first started selling on MeWe. I just got an order of three strains from him today as a matter of fact and am looking forward to trying them out. Good prices and VERY fast shipping!
I wouldn't say he was a trader at all. All he did was sell stuff on swapsell. Vendors weren't allowed in swapsell. It was bullshit and he knew it. I did a crushed leaf trade with him and he stiffed me. You've been warned of his scruples....
I got my 1st order,,he has 100g, with 5 option, 17$,FREE SHIPPING, and he threw in a bag of pmd,,so far, I have tried the white sumatra, it's working good,no jitters,has a decent mood lift,,my daughter has adhd,ptsd,etc. She tried to pmd,and she is liking it a lot,,she said it's like liza's happy go lucky,and lizas green nugroz, with more energy to it,anyhow, I am not crazy about whites either,because of my anxiety, but this white sumatra is a mellow white,lifts mood,helps focus,and pain relief,
Oletimer wrote:I got my 1st order,,he has 100g, with 5 option, 17$,FREE SHIPPING, and he threw in a bag of pmd,,so far, I have tried the white sumatra, it's working good,no jitters,has a decent mood lift,,my daughter has adhd,ptsd,etc. She tried to pmd,and she is liking it a lot,,she said it's like liza's happy go lucky,and lizas green nugroz, with more energy to it,anyhow, I am not crazy about whites either,because of my anxiety, but this white sumatra is a mellow white,lifts mood,helps focus,and pain relief,
Oletimer
I got the same thing from Smiley Time
Just got it today in the mail
5 samplers of 20g each 100g total free shipping $17 total!
