Magic Cyndiann Green/Red/Yello reviews

[piranha45]

I've tried a chunk of Magic Cyndiann's kratom strains over the past 2 weeks.

I think Cyndiann's noteworthy for the COMPLETE LACK of DUDS, from the sampled pool. Seems impressive; IME every vendor has wholly-impotent strains begging to waste my time.

I take EVERYTHING at 1 gram cuz I'm a kratom newb.

When I list Energy/Relaxation/Sedation, anticipate 90 min legs from ingestion. Always 30mins to hit full strength from ingestion. I haven't tried a non-enhanced Kratom powder that defies these parameters.
When I list Analgesia, anticipate 4-6 hour legs.
If I don't list an effect, I never felt it!

Super Red Bika: moderate-to-strong analgesia, moderate-to-strong sedation. Sedation peaked at 1 hour. I like potent nightcaps and I've ordered a lot more of this.
Red Penawar: moderate analgesia
Red Borneo: moderate analgesia, moderate sedation
Red Saka: mild-moderate sedation

Green Dragon: moderate analgesia, moderate relaxation. This strain taught me the difference between relaxation & sedation.
Green Vietnam: moderate analgesia, mild energy
Green MaengDa: moderate energy.
Green Alexia: moderate-to-strong analgesia, moderate sedation. Strangely numbs tongue. A Green Nightcap!
Green Malay: mild analgesia, moderate energy but less potent that Green MaengDa.

Yellow Matahari: Came in a unique bag (see pic). Doesn't mix well, 1st kratom that I've had that STAYS CLUMPY IN HOT WATER despite 3 mins of vigorous stirring in a beaker. Felt Nothing for 45 minutes and was writing it off as Cyndiann's 1st Dud. At 50-minute-mark, an anvil dropped on my head. Perhaps b/c it mixes poorly? Strongest sedative kratom powder I've tried. No analgesia, just unrelenting sedation. Can't tell you how long the sedation lasts, I'm asleep in bed.

Yellow Matahari's prompted me to order 250g more & her 2 other yellows.

I hate daytime analgesia, so I don't plan to try her remaining greens. I want to try her whites, but they may be months away still.

I never get package tracking from her, but she emails me when its enroute. She's been very helpful & responsive with me, in spite of her apparently running a farm (see her business card xD)

https://cyndiann.com/kratom

[GreenAnimal]

Very comprehensive review with lots of nice info, thanks! I’m always on the search for new vendors to try. I’d be interested in hearing about those white strains too when you get a chance to try them.

[piranha45]

Update on this thread: I've actually bought ALL her remaining strains. It's hard to pass up sampling stuff that I KNOW will be potent.

[WhiteAngelica]

I trotted over there and noticed Dragon Flame. I am really, really looking for non-sedative, pain incinerating reds at the moment. Most of what's around is more for evenings, but I have to start being able to function with pain or I'll end up on Hoarders. Thanks for the review and if I can manage it this month, I'll likely hit up Cyndiann for her Red Saka, Red Bika, and the one I never knew of, the daytime, pain ameliorating red/yellow blend "Dragon Flame." I need some dragons, and I need some flame. Clearly.

[xymoriintus]

Is Cyndiann still around? I tried to message her on discord or mewe recently but haven't heard back