The customer service from Smiley's was excellent, and my order consisted of Red Ketapang. Super Green Malay, Royal Bent, Gold Banjo, and White Borneo. He also gave me a sample of Green Monster.
Red Ketapang
Energetic:4
Sedating:6
Mood boost:5
Euphoria:2
Length of effects: about five hours
Overall: This was a decent strain if you're just looking for pain relief.
Super Green Malay
Energetic:5
Sedating:4
Mood boost:8
Euphoria:8
Length of effects: about eight hours
Overall: This has a great balance between pain relief and mood enhancement.
Royal Bent
Energetic:1
Sedating:10
Mood boost:1
Euphoria:1
Length of effects: more than eight hours
Overall: This knocked me the fuck out. I fell asleep in less than an hour after I took it, and more importantly, I stayed asleep for a full eight hours. I'm lucky if I can stay asleep for more than four hours consecutively.
Gold Banjo
Energetic:5
Sedating:9
Mood boost:10
Euphoria:10
Length of effects about six hours
Overall: This was my favorite strain out of the bunch.
White Borneo
Energetic:4
Sedating:2
Mood boost:2
Euphoria:2
Length of effects: about four hours
Overall: This was my least favorite strain out of the bunch. It was just unpleasant, and I couldn't wait for it to wear off. For whatever reasons whites don't work for me.
Green Monster
Energetic:7
Sedating:3
Mood boost:8
Euphoria:8
Length of effects: less than six hours
Overall: This was a pleasant surprise, and I'm probably going to order more of this. I took this right before I went surfing, and had a great day on the water.
I can see myself buying more Gold Banjo, Green Monster, Super Green Malay, and Royal Bent.
Smiley Time Herbal Review
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Re: Smiley Time Herbal Review
Love when people do great reviews like this. Thanks! I am thinking about grabbing gold banjo based on your review. Does it knock you out? Anything else that you could tell me about it before I pull the trigger?
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Re: Smiley Time Herbal Review
hummusnerd wrote:Love when people do great reviews like this. Thanks! I am thinking about grabbing gold banjo based on your review. Does it knock you out? Anything else that you could tell me about it before I pull the trigger?
"Jack of trades and master of none" should be Gold Banjo's tagline. It's a great utility strain by itself, and it really shines if you use it in a blend. If you're looking for a strain to just help you sleep, try Royal Bent.