IT'S MR. SMILEY TIME

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trigger
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Re: IT'S MR. SMILEY TIME

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Got Smiley’s recent batch of Wild Red Borneo in the mail yesterday. Took 6g about an hour ago.
This is a very slow and sedating strain. I’m digging it. Feels like I’m melting into the couch and my eyelids are heavy. This would pair well blended with a good white or his Yellow Vietnam. Potency peaked at a 9, but most of the time it’s feeling like a 7 or 8. Not sure how long the legs are, but so far so good. My wife took it as well, so I may update with her thoughts.

Potency - 9
Euphoria - 8
Relaxation - 9
Anxiety - 9
Mood - 8
Pain - 7

Edit: after about an hour and a half of the feel-goods, it’s starting to taper off. So, not the longest legs, but quite enjoyable.
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Re: IT'S MR. SMILEY TIME

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trigger wrote:Got Smiley’s recent batch of Wild Red Borneo in the mail yesterday. Took 6g about an hour ago.
This is a very slow and sedating strain. I’m digging it. Feels like I’m melting into the couch and my eyelids are heavy. This would pair well blended with a good white or his Yellow Vietnam.
It blends very nicely with Smiley's Super Green Borneo, as that was one of my first thoughts about it too. I'm hoping his Wild Red Borneo and Super Green Borneo stay consistent because they're excellent at the moment.
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Re: IT'S MR. SMILEY TIME

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Had Smiley’s Premium MD tonight. It’s very nice. Long legs. Good sense of well-being. Good pain relief.
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just put in my first order with sth. picked a couple strains with help from this thread. ill double back with my results. burn on!
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Re: IT'S MR. SMILEY TIME

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the very best strain i got from mr smiley was the yellow sunda (and it is now sold out) which sucks , i’ll try the new batch, i only was sent a couple of ounces of it, finest yellow ive ever had. i will say the best red he has that i’ve tryed of his, certainly better than red vietnam is the super red jong kong, you have to watch it, i did have hadit put right to sleep, so yes, very fun strain to nod to with my legs going numb and floaty feeling,.i didn’t like “the rose “when i first tryed it, its a red/white blend, but when i came and did a bit bigger dose, it IS quite speedy and good. the dragon fire is meh, it works but not fire, when you call a strain “ fire” these days, well i would return it for some of the g monster if i could, save it for wd’s and take it off current rotation. anyone try the newest yellow sunda lmk,i don’t think its out yet, overall tho very good leaf, if it doesn’t work for you come back to it later and you may find it is quite good like the red vietnam, still like the red jk tho, it is dreamy for a red, so, i got these a week ago, so newer info there..Withoutbliss can you review when you get a chance i’m ordering another kilo from smiley
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Re: IT'S MR. SMILEY TIME

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I cant find the kratom listing on their site, where is it listed under?
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Marcelena wrote:I cant find the kratom listing on their site, where is it listed under?
Type "speciosa" in the search bar!
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Re: IT'S MR. SMILEY TIME

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g0ldl10n wrote:
trigger wrote:Got Smiley’s recent batch of Wild Red Borneo in the mail yesterday. Took 6g about an hour ago.
This is a very slow and sedating strain. I’m digging it. Feels like I’m melting into the couch and my eyelids are heavy. This would pair well blended with a good white or his Yellow Vietnam.
It blends very nicely with Smiley's Super Green Borneo, as that was one of my first thoughts about it too. I'm hoping his Wild Red Borneo and Super Green Borneo stay consistent because they're excellent at the moment.
I confirm that, been doing it at work 4G SGB and 2G WRB, work time passes like a breeze, i literally think companys would make way more money if they had this blend in vending machines. It made me work faster, bettter, harder and i didnt mind it at all. People thought I was a beast, did jobs others didnt want too. no problem.
Kratom user since 2014!
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Re: IT'S MR. SMILEY TIME

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i didn’t like the dragon fire, initially, but coming back to it, its not bad at all and the only strain that continues working after i eat, a major plus in my book..7/10
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How do you look at kratom and/or order from Smiley time? I joined their page at https://www.smileytimeherbals.com but can find no kratom, only tshirts, and some other spices.
Confusing to me. Thank you.
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Re: IT'S MR. SMILEY TIME

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I just type red bali in the search and the quantity options appear
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Re: IT'S MR. SMILEY TIME

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What's his best Gold?
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