Review of Dirty Paws Botanicals

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IndelibleDotInk
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Review of Dirty Paws Botanicals

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Dirty paws is the new kid on the block, founded by a couple in FL (possible relocation soon) and Chaired by Nicholas J Pants, their stalwart, hard working, and genius level (dunno what breed, but you can see him on their site...he is pretty cute, though I have a fondness for medium sized dogs) pup.

https://dirtypawskratom.com/

Prices are fair, potency up there, selection is large enough to have to make choices, and small enough not to get overwhelmed.

At this point in my testing, and it's more of a cursory go-over, as I'm coming off a really bad cold, I could be a little wonky on the strength of the batches, either a little stronger or little less, estimates, but accurate estimates, if you will.

So I received samples of Yellow Horn, GMD, G Jongkong, and Red Bali.

My average dose of high quality kratom (Texas Family Harvest, Down to Earth, RVA, Heavenleaf's Dark Room series, MitraMan, a few more) is about 4g, skipping days here and there. Some high quality kratom such as Denette's, Lone Star, Lucky's don't work with my chemistry, I don't put them down in any way.

First, I tried 1g Red Bali in the evening and it eliminated all traces of Restless Leg Syndrome, which I frequently get and kratom puts a stop to if I have kratom sometime during the day/evening. It's not withdrawal from kratom, it prevents it, and this did it with a minimal dose.

The greens seemed standard at 3-4.5g providing a small boost to mood and energy, nothing to turn your nose up at. They would be much more enjoyable without this congestion, and have a cleaner feel rather than muddled in sniffles and coughing.

The yellow horn was my favorite (subject to change after more time spent with these tiny treasures) but there was a kick in the pants that had me check if there were a 'kick me' sign taped to my back. Nice and strong, some moderate waves of energy, very good kratom, makes me want to retry the others when my cold is totally cleared.

So thank you Doggy Pants and the human couple who work for you, I officially put my stamp of approval of 'New Vendor - Must try'

Aloha,
Mike Indelibledotink
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Re: Review of Dirty Paws Botanicals

Post by IndelibleDotInk »

Had a chance to take some of their Yellow Horn after getting over my cold, and I have to say, it is solid!

I don't claim it is the boss of all bosses, but it is definitely worth a try, and if you have the right chemistry, they'll be sure to be a staple in your rotation.

Bottom line - hook up with them (him, da boss dawg Mr. Pants, and his humans) for a small bag to sample several times at their recommendation, they are very friendly and will be able to give you the best and not just a guess.

Aloha guys.
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Thank you for mentioning the chemistry thing. I have tried Denette at least 6 times and for nothing from it. It's just crazy as I know people personally who love it. I've been using DTE for awhile but I think I'm getting bored of this. I'm gonna order something small from Dirty Paws.
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Im going to try them too next week, but why they chose that name I'll never know. I mean, I get it but I don't knowing the Behind the Scenes of the Kratom Industry by heart by now....
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Re: Review of Dirty Paws Botanicals

Post by Lokey »

Have you tried it yet? I'm intrigued, haven't bought powder in a couple years because I have a lot!
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