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Ok this might be a question that has already been asked but I been wondering about double m rankings and what there based on like"kratomite rank1","intense kratomite" or the i assume top of the ladder ranks like "kratom pro" kratom champ and kratom pro with one of them there fancy bright red emblems above the name..Are they based on the amount of time you have been on the forum or the amount of post, comments you make? How does it all work and how does one move up in there position? Im just curious so forgive me if it is somewhere (and probably is in front of my face)

I have also wondered this! I also apologize if it's somewhere that I've overlooked lol.

That’s highly classified.

Yeah I thought it might be "top secret" i think im like a private right now i picture in my head being sent off to double m boot camp for training and ballz screaming in my ear making me do push ups telling me i can't handle the truth having like hell week..

Happygoverment wrote: ↑Thu Feb 18, 2021 11:04 am Yeah I thought it might be "top secret" i think im like a private right now i picture in my head being sent off to double m boot camp for training and ballz screaming in my ear making me do push ups telling me i can't handle the truth having like hell week..

now drop and give me 20!!

Cat father you are rank 9. You don't have that authority untill rank 10.

MM ranks....something something.....DEEP STATE....Top Secret....something.....

Too funny I m rolling

A quick look at just the rankings vs. # of posts of the people in this thread seems to spell it out.

Not since area 51 has there been such classified security

We have a super secret algorithm that generates your DOUBLE M rank based on several factors.

1) First, we must tally up the variables A (number of posts) and B (the speed of light - 186k miles per sec), and C (account age).

2) We then input these numbers into the Quadratic Formula: x = −b ± √b²-4ac/2a

3) After we reach X, we then take this value and plug it into GRAVITY: X*9.8=98N

4) Finally, we decide math is hard and ultimately base your final rank simply on your post count (A).

Hope this short guide to DOUBLE M ranking explained was helpful and informational!

e poison I was following you until step 4. Then you lost me

herbalhippie wrote: ↑Thu Feb 18, 2021 1:17 pm MM ranks....something something.....DEEP STATE....Top Secret....something.....

That's it. I QUIT! Looks like its powdered Ramen noodles twice a day for me from here on out. ;(

mivanqua wrote: ↑Fri Feb 19, 2021 12:04 pm

herbalhippie wrote: ↑Thu Feb 18, 2021 1:17 pm MM ranks....something something.....DEEP STATE....Top Secret....something.....

That's it. I QUIT! Looks like its powdered Ramen noodles twice a day for me from here on out. ;(

And to think we were going to make you a general.

I already AM a general! General pain in the ass and weirdo...REPORTING FOR DUTY SI..uh...MA'AM! Hey hippie!

mivanqua wrote: ↑Fri Feb 19, 2021 12:08 pm I already AM a general! General pain in the ass and weirdo...REPORTING FOR DUTY SI..uh...MA'AM! Hey hippie!

Hey mivanqua! I hope you and yours are doing well!

Is there anyway to reduce your rank? Personally, I'd like to be like a Kratom intern, or maybe kratom apprentice. Getting promoted always results in more work and more expectations. Not sure I can handle that....

e_poison wrote: ↑Thu Feb 18, 2021 9:52 pm we decide math is hard

Nothing is harder and this is why I graduated high school with half a math credit.

herbalhippie wrote: ↑Fri Feb 19, 2021 4:16 pm

e_poison wrote: ↑Thu Feb 18, 2021 9:52 pm we decide math is hard

Nothing is harder and this is why I graduated high school with half a math credit.

Math is definitely NOT my strong suit lol! I'm more of a creative thinker rather than a logical thinker. I always did good in courses like philosophy, foreign languages, etc, but just never could wrap my head around math. Except for geometry. I always aced my geometry courses because it's much easier to visualize than abstract math and just made sense to me. Thankfully we have computers to do the heavy math lifting for us these days.

Damn I’m just above a maggot, Maggot Cheese

Any way now that I can move up in the ranks? Sir, captain,master chief,sarge im getting tired of swabbing the deck and cleaning the loo i feel ive paid my dues i should be at least promoted to be scout leader or something....im not asking for a big office full of medals and a direct line to the president i just want to feel important