I love Smiley!

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lobotomybarbie
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I love Smiley!

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Okay, so, Smiley is totally growing on me. I used to be #RedsGirl but lately I've been really into whites! Smiley has a stellar selection. My resume reads: white Kali, white Hulu, white Bota, white Ketapang, white Sumatra. ( White Kali by far being my favorite! :idea: ) l loved the white Bent-- but only in context of the S'mores blend.

I have another order arriving today and I finally decided to try white Banjo, although I've previosly tried Smiley's gold Banjo and--personally-- I didn't like it.

Liza's white Banjo from month's ago (yeah, that one) is the white that started it all for me. I have high hopes!
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I’m with you on the White Kali. It’s my number 1 White from Smiley so far. Got the Banjo coming but it’ll have to be damn good to compare with the other White Banjo’s I have.
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Any idea if “banjo” and “banjar” are the same thing? I see banjo on smiley and banjar on Botanical Bunny. The name is so similar im curious if they mean the same strain or region. If anyone knows let me know k, thanks
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What is the White Kali like??
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I have gotten the white sumatra, great stuff,I was curious too about his whites,,and that banjo from lizas months ago,,same thing,,,got me to liking whites,,,I think I will try his kali and banjo,
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Payshince wrote:What is the White Kali like??
It's super fast! But what I like about it, is that it's fast but not in a make you sick way; White Maeng Da (especially if it's potent, like when this one batch I got from krabot) always gives me the wobbles. White Kali was just as fast but without the side effects, if that makes sense?
—I've yet to try the White Kali from Acadica, which is what drew me to the strain "name" Kali in the first place.

On another note, the Premium White Thai is literally mind-blown-emoji. It's actually pretty slow, but it has seriously long legs for a white. :idea: :!:
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gravystainonmyshirt wrote:Any idea if “banjo” and “banjar” are the same thing? I see banjo on smiley and banjar on Botanical Bunny. The name is so similar im curious if they mean the same strain or region. If anyone knows let me know k, thanks
Yeah! I second this!
I love BB's Red Banjar, but I can't recall seeing that "name" from other vendors?
Banjo, on the other hand, I see a lot of.
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I just mixed the Green #3 and White Banjo and I'm pretty lit. This is my first order from Smiley and I'm loving it so far.
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lobotomybarbie wrote:
Payshince wrote:What is the White Kali like??
It's super fast! But what I like about it, is that it's fast but not in a make you sick way; White Maeng Da (especially if it's potent, like when this one batch I got from krabot) always gives me the wobbles. White Kali was just as fast but without the side effects, if that makes sense?
—I've yet to try the White Kali from Acadica, which is what drew me to the strain "name" Kali in the first place.

On another note, the Premium White Thai is literally mind-blown-emoji. It's actually pretty slow, but it has seriously long legs for a white. :idea: :!:
I wouldn’t call mine super fast, but yes it definitely has some energy. I really don’t like those super fast jittery whites (unless blended with something a little or a lot slower). The Kali just has that stout energy with a really good mood and some euphoria and pain relief to go with it. I like it on days when I have a lot to get done at work and I still need to be very clear-headed. To me the White Horn is the zoomer - Ketapang too. Glad to hear the PWT is a good slow one. Mine should be here Wednesday. I loved the PGT but the PRT was disappointing. Excited to try the White.
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I see why they call it smileytime, makes me smile,,geez, ,I am loving his super green 3 ,geez,I am feeling awesome, this was 3rd order,everything I have gotten so far has been a hit,
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Got my SG3 today and woowwwww. Great stuff!!!!

Also got the White banjo looking forward to trying it!
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gravystainonmyshirt wrote:Any idea if “banjo” and “banjar” are the same thing? I see banjo on smiley and banjar on Botanical Bunny. The name is so similar im curious if they mean the same strain or region. If anyone knows let me know k, thanks
I just burned some Gold Banjo and it was OK. I added on a small dose of K-OG White Melawi, a known good for me as far as whitles go. I'm thinking I just don't get much from golds and yellows. I need to retest several of them. They are always good as mixers. I've found that there are a few whites that work well for me, so I'm trying to round out my stash. I rely heavily on this forum for other people's opinions on not only whether they think certain strains are good but also what their main reason for using kratom for. For me, it's mainly pain but I also like energy, too but not jitters. I'm a panic attack person who had to give up my benzo in order to get a dose increase on my opiod which I will be the first to admit that I like way too much. All in all, I liked most of my 5 way split of 250 kg that I got from Smiley's very much!

I would guess 'banjo' and 'banjar' are the same but I'm not the most knowleadgeable person on this forum. :roll:
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Re: I love Smiley!

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Banjar is Banjo

Banjo is Banjar

Banjo is catchier!

Anyway,

The Super Green 3 was good but didnt give me a CRAAAZY impression. Will burn again later lol.

I’m currently burning the lovely, ‘White Kali’.
Very nice. Mellow (Not) Fast.
Lobotomybarbie you mustve taken an addy and or chugged a NOS energy when you had your WK ;)
Haha jk.. everyone reacta differently and everything and anything can be a factor causing the batch to feel either faster or slower..

I like this White Kali a lot though!
Clarity
Clarity
Focus
It is fast okay lol but not ridiculously fast
My ADHD got out of the cage for a moment or two :lol:
Then I got to reading and focus-mode came about.
A periphery fast strain but primarily Moderate!

Alright ya caught me!!

It is a Fast/ Moderate strain hahaa
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Wish I responded to thier strains. They have great customer service they replaced 5 strains for me and told me to keep the rest very cool people but i have yet to find one that works
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