Let's start with Super Green Malay. Well, for starters, this stuff has some serious heat, from
the pit of the stomach (does a stomach even have a pit???)
to the top of the head, the Super Green Malay is smokin'! I tested a bit more than my usual burn at 4.5 grams. Five minutes
or so into the burn a nice warm (fuZZzzzY???) feeling set in and lasts for quite some time. At
first there's also some relaxing energy then it settles into a really heavy relaxed state
of well being and, uh, well....laziness, almost sedating but not quite. About 45 minutes into this burn
sedation really sets in and, for me, it's almost...uh, Indica stony!
This strain gets seriously heavy and “Red” like with sedation, not at all what I expected....and pain relief??? What pain???
Very very potent! I really expected it to be more middle of the road but maybe it's just how this leaf
works with my metabolism/body chemistry.
Next, Yellow Vietnam. Somewhat similar to the Super Green Malay but not nearly as sedating!
It also has a fair amount of heat and really comfortable feel to it and great pain relief. I definitely
see it as a good strain for an evening of TV or whatever... and it was mildly sedative with a nice
comfortable mood boost! This one may well be my favorite yellow!
The Red Vietnam was absolutely middle of the road, nice mood lift (euphoria?) with a comfortable
amount of energy....and very nice pain relief. I found it to be a very good strain, almost Green like,
but hey, for some reason my metabolism seems to have a rapport with all of the Vietnam strains,
so, there's always that!
And Smiley's Red Bali??? Another excellent strain to add to the rotation. I also experienced major
heat from this burn and super fast pain relief within the first five or six minutes...and it was somewhat
breathtaking in a good way. For those of experience, you know what I'm talking about! For the amount
(3.5 grams) it was mildly sedating but I suspect it could be much heavier with a larger burn. I found it
to be very relaxed and laid back.
If you're into a supremely comfortable afternoon, it's 2g. Red Bali blended with 2g. Yellow Vietnam. This
one is definitely one of my favorite blends....nice mood boost, euphoria, pain relief and just all around
comfortable. I think I could do just about anything with this blend...yard work, house work, television,
internet, it's a jack of all trades! This blend seriously rocks!
One of MY favorites from Smiley is Green Monster. It has a sweet uplifting feel to it and really nice
clean crisp energy! I'd place it just a little on the fast side of the spectrum, but comfortably fast,
no nervousness or anxiety! One could probably do anything but sleep with this one.
I also was very pleased with Smileys Premium Green Thai. It was a lot like Green Monster but a bit
more laid back, not as intense (and I mean intense in a comfortable sorta way).....with nice clean
middle of the road energy!
SUPREME-GREENS (032519) fits nicely right between Green Monster and the Premium Green Thai!
His Red Samarinda, for me, is very middle of the road, nice pain relief with decent mood boost but
some heaviness sets 40-50 minutes after lift off. This one will definitely be placed with my sleep stash.
Red Sandai I expected to be on the heavy side, but after burning, there was a nice relaxed
energy/wakefulness about it. I noticed my demeanor settle into a nice even mood, kind of glides
you along...easy breezy.
Great for surfing the internets and googles or just chillin' and watching tv....and legs??? Damn, this leaf has long legs, it reaches a peak and just stays there forever.
Honestly, I felt it was more like a slow Green than a Red, but a Red never-the-less, if ya' know
what I mean. Dishonestly, it sucked!
Okay, just kidding! It didn't suck. I found it to be very enjoyable and Smiley faced...found myself with a grin on my face for no reason at all...and I couldn't make it go
away! Some would call it "sun grins!" I hate when that happens!
Red Elephant...well this one was a flop...............................for about 20 minutes, then I noticed by
eye lids beginning to get heavy...again, I'd describe it as Indica like cuz it sat me down, made me
useless (but what's new, right???)
Normally, I feel the onset 5-10 minutes with most strains. This one took much longer. At the 15 minute mark, I could barely feel it and at the 20 minute mark it was
semi-heavy sedation. I found it somewhat similar to the Green Malay, just a wee bit less heavy.
Again, this is another leaf that made me smile and another one for the bedtime stash!
Last, but not least, Chocolate Bent. Tried it twice and I really can't tell you anything about this one...
burned 4 ½ grams, went to bed and zap, I was gone! Sorry!
At present, I have 20 Mr. Smiley strains and I have many to go. One thing's for sure, I haven't been
disappointed yet. Every one I've tried has been a keeper.
...and Smiley Time customer service???
What service???
…...okay, okay, just messin' with ya'. Mr. Smiley Time's customer service is superlative ....quick
response to emails and he gets product out fast.
If you don't get it in a couple of days, take it up with the post office. We all know how that works!
Everybody have a Smiley Time day!
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(disclaimer: The views expressed herein are solely those of the presenter. For others, results may vary.)
great stuff karma! I need to order smiley again soon.
