The Greenery - Green Ketapang review

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KrateAndVape
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The Greenery - Green Ketapang review

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*This is my personal experience with, my opinion of and how I've been affected by this particular strain and this vendor. Your experience may vary. No two people react exactly the same way to Kratom. Remember to find your optimal dose. My "normal dose" may not be yours.*

Instead of rating on a scale of 1 to 10, I'll be logging how this strain affected me as either "not noticeable", "barely noticeable", "noticeable", "very noticeable" or "extremely noticeable" in five categories.

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This is my first experience with any "Ketapang" strain from any vendor. I didn't know what to expect.

I've tested this strain at both slightly below my normal dose and also half that amount (hoping for energy). I have yet to test it at 100% of my normal dose or slightly above that. Here's my findings...

I tossed & washed The Greenery's "Green Ketapang" at 80% of my normal dose with Sunny D. (Sure glad I "stole" that T&W drink idea from someone on here... sorry, I forget who... but I've sure been enjoying T&W with Sunny D! Thanks!) I noticed that the bitterness of this strain seemed more pronounced than other strains that I've been using lately. Not a big deal for me... just wanted to point it out. Within 20-30 minutes I felt onset. 40 minutes after dosing I experienced some itching, which never really bothers me unless it's extreme; but this is the first time my eyelids have ever itched. "Hmm, that's different." :lol: 1 hour after dosing I ate a small meal. 15 minutes after that I noticed I was very calm... not quite sedate, but close. 15 minutes after that I seemed to be annoyed / slightly irritable. Not sure why. This lasted approximately 30 minutes. At 2 - 2 1/2 hours I noted "Euphoria is kinda' noticeable." It was like it was trying to peak it's head out but for some reason was afraid to come out and play. :roll: I stayed relaxed while I preceded with that part of my day's activities. I started to feel sedation near the end of the burn... about 5 hours.

The Greenery's "Green Ketapang" at 80%:

Energy / Focus / Motivation = Barely Noticeable

Euphoria / Mood = Barely Noticeable

Relaxation / Calming = Very Noticeable

Sedation = Noticeable

Pain Relief = Noticeable


Later that same day I tested this strain at 40% (2g) of my normal dose, hoping to get some energetic properties out of it. Onset came at about 25 minutes. I ate about an hour after dosing. And had diarrhea about a half-hour afterwards. I'm not saying it was from the Green Ketapang. It could have been from the heat (pretty warm day). I was drinking plenty of liquids. What I ate I've had countless times before. I'll just chalk it up to "one of those things"... unless it happens next time. I was at work during this dose and experienced some anxiety about 2 hours after dosing. Part of the reason I take Kratom is for anxiety relief. Most of the strains I've been "testing" lately have really helped with that... in a major way. But on this day, not as much. I'd say I got a little more energy from this smaller dose than I did the 80% dose, but "nothing to write home about" as my grandmother used to say. Duration for this smaller dose was 4 - 4 1/2 hours, with slight sedation near the end.

The Greenery's "Green Ketapang" at 40%:

Energy / Focus / Motivation = Noticeable

Euphoria / Mood = Barely Noticeable

Relaxation / Calming = Barely Noticeable

Sedation = Noticeable near the end

Pain Relief = Noticeable


To sum up, this wasn't one of the better experiences I've had with greens strains lately. Maybe I was just having a bad day. But I can say I did use another strain from another vendor that night and had very positive experiences. I'll have to revisit The Greenery's "Green Ketapang" again at some point. But for now, I enjoyed their "Green Maeng Da" much more. I also have "Green Hulu Kapuas" and "White Ketapang" to try from them.
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Re: The Greenery - Green Ketapang review

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Great review! Thanks!!!
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whiffypants wrote:Great review! Thanks!!!
Thanks Whiffy! Always appreciated.
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Re: The Greenery - Green Ketapang review

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Awesome review. I like your review style, Krate. I'm looking forward to seeing what you think of the White Ketapang. I'm a fan of whites and I've never tried that one.
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Re: The Greenery - Green Ketapang review

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krattie wrote:Awesome review. I like your review style, Krate. I'm looking forward to seeing what you think of the White Ketapang. I'm a fan of whites and I've never tried that one.
Thanks Krattie. That means a lot to me. I really appreciate the kind words. I actually have 3 Whites that I want to review in the very near future. Just to warn you though, I am very "White Vein Shy" so to speak. I'm getting more comfortable with them though. I actually dosed 4 grams of Krabot's White Maeng Da this morning that I got last Summer and other than a slight energy boost and some "noticeable" euphoria for maybe 30 minutes, I really wasn't too effected by it... positively or negatively. After 60 - 90 minutes it actually mellowed me out. LOL 4 hours in I was approaching sedation. But that's not one of the Whites I want to review. Other than the previously mentioned White Ketapang, I have "O.G. White" from Garden of Eden (that's the only "OG" strain from GoE that I have yet to test... once I do I plan on reviewing all four OG strains from them) and also Wot's White Bali Crushed Leaf for tea. I have the tea brewed already and have tried it once, but I want to spend more time with it. The reason I'm so weird about Whites is because during my first year of Kratom use I tried them quite a few times from multiple vendors. They all seemed to have the same effect on me: Very fast sedation and jitters... And that was at SMALL doses. I never seemed to get energy from them... no matter what I tried. Then I stopped using them by themselves and just used what Whites I still had for blending... which worked ok for me as long as I didn't use too much. Now I'm starting to get braver, yet proceeding with caution. The sedation I can deal with if I'm at home, but it's the jitters / shakes (like if I've had 6 cups of coffee in an hour) that I do not want. Sorry for the long reply, but if folks don't see me do a lot of reviews on Whites, this is why. I remember the days when I used to get "Morning / Wakeup" blends from vendors (not yet knowing my reaction to Whites yet) and instead of waking up, I'd be the guy practically asleep with drool hanging out of the side of his mouth shaking like I had Parkensons. Parkensons isn't funny (my grandmother died from it) but that's what I picture myself as.
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