Nothing but Haikus

Post by **bolabeenz** » Sun Nov 03, 2019 9:02 am

Know what you want
You want to watch what I watch
We're voyeurs in love

Everyday all day
Pain to pleasure back again
Forever reruns

Voice fry nauseates
Repulsive gravel rattle
Makes my skin crawl cold

Post by **bolabeenz** » Wed Nov 06, 2019 5:44 pm

We love a good joke
So alive staying alive
Waiting for punch line

Funny little lie
And the dog ate my homework
Believe it or not

Try real real real hard
Om mani padma hum aaah
My hair is thinnig

Sat Nov 09, 2019 12:24 pm

Oh these aches and pains
Love the season but it hurts
I will drink more tea

Post by **MetalMamaRocks** » Sun Nov 10, 2019 11:15 am

I have a headache
Another day shot to hell
Will Red Bali help?

Post by **bolabeenz** » Wed Nov 13, 2019 7:22 am

My Lord Gramsperday
Blind me to your temptations
Till Saturday night

Post by **bolabeenz** » Thu Nov 14, 2019 7:31 am

Fund your fun wisely
Pawn all your Beanie Babies
A new obsession

Post by **MetalMamaRocks** » Thu Nov 14, 2019 10:07 am

bolabeenz wrote:Fund your fun wisely
Pawn all your Beanie Babies
A new obsession

But dear Bolabeenz
Funding future retirement
My Star Wars treasures

Post by **bolabeenz** » Mon Nov 18, 2019 7:33 am

Nine beers and a bowl
The days of beer and posies
One more for the road

Goodbye beer and bowl
Yep you guessed where this will go
Hello Borneo

Post by **bolabeenz** » Sun Nov 24, 2019 9:01 pm

Soul damning vultures
So perfect and forgiven
Spewing foul dogma

Hot damn Eureka
The word that rhymes with garbage
Just in time for bed

I'll leave him giggling
Nose kissing that ear goodnight
Thinks my cat Sweetie

Post by **bolabeenz** » Tue Dec 10, 2019 6:44 am

Bullets fall as rain
Prayers fly up for god's mercy
Right and wrong is dead

Oblivion waits
Still with cat Sweetie and me
We're bad company

Up against the wall
How much and when do you dose
Like you're under oath

Post by **bolabeenz** » Mon Dec 16, 2019 6:46 am

Americans dream
A book flaming sword and noose
Brighter tomorrow

Post by **WhiteAngelica** » Wed Dec 18, 2019 11:15 pm

Peel the frost bit lip
Last week my cat stopped his breath
All is cold, come home

I plead, nothing speaks
Wind tears the heartbeat remnants
My baby boy sent to light

I could do this forever. My 7.5 year old cat passed in my arms last Tuesday. Everything is absence, feels like concave...

Post by **bolabeenz** » Sun Dec 22, 2019 6:14 am

Bad kratom ju ju
More real than wide-awake life
Those dark-city dreams

Froot Looped Mountain Dewd
Snowflake's special premium
Pop Tarted kratom

Post by **bolabeenz** » Sun Jan 12, 2020 7:38 am

Om must stash must stash
Sacred vendors vending god
One smile at a time

Smothering mothers
So heaven needs more children
Pillow book and prayer

Post by **bolabeenz** » Tue Jan 21, 2020 9:09 pm

Fuckers and fuckees
Dogs eat dogs jungle law
Animal madness

Bigots twisting pain
Just dessert for the unjust
So hard to stomach

Post by **bolabeenz** » Sun Feb 02, 2020 11:20 pm

Little girls humping
Snot was running down my nose
It's only a game

Post by **bolabeenz** » Fri Feb 07, 2020 7:01 am

So many heroes
Like Rocky the flying squirrel
Heroes out or ass

Hell seems full today
No place for old introverts
My own private hell

Two thirty a m
Full moon on snow cat's staring
Somehow it's better

Post by **bolabeenz** » Fri Feb 21, 2020 7:08 am

Vilification
Breakfast of great champions
Teach your precious well

Post by **bolabeenz** » Thu Feb 27, 2020 7:29 am

Jargon by jingoes
Fascinating descending
A boundless numbness

So we're clay mold us
Say Plato they think Playdoh
Funny but it's real

Post by **bolabeenz** » Fri Feb 28, 2020 6:24 am

Sleep tight my pretties
God smacked Pence is at the helm
Oh lord no mercy

Down with the ship eh
The great orange maw is aft
Aye down with the ship

Post by **bolabeenz** » Mon Mar 02, 2020 7:04 am

Quantitive easing
Nice warm mid-spec warm blanket feel
Smiley's new fire strain

Post by **bolabeenz** » Mon Mar 02, 2020 7:07 am

Quantitive easing
Nice mid-spec warm blanket feel
Smiley's new fire strain

Post by **bolabeenz** » Fri Mar 06, 2020 6:41 am

I am so sincere
Accept my condolences
Feel better don't you

Post by **mivanqua** » Fri Mar 06, 2020 7:18 am

bolabeenz wrote:I am so sincere
Accept my condolences
Feel better don't you

My favorite haiku EVER! Nice work.

Post by **bolabeenz** » Sat Mar 14, 2020 6:07 am

Social media
Boring people boring in
Stupefied languor

Post by **bolabeenz** » Mon Mar 16, 2020 3:25 am

Don't be a coward
Invisible punisher
Come I won't hurt you

Here under my bed
Invisible punisher
Hey god is that you

Two thirty a m
Invisible punisher
So you're just dream

Post by **bolabeenz** » Wed Mar 18, 2020 7:24 am

A thousand dollars
Carts dancing before your eyes
How many how full

Post by **bolabeenz** » Sat Mar 21, 2020 4:59 am

Incoherent thoughts
Meandering gibberish
And that's just my brain

Post by **conscious_conundrum** » Mon Mar 23, 2020 3:01 pm

The times have changed
The air is thick with panic
Take care of yourself

Remember to love
Calm these fears as best you can
Navigate the new

One day this will pass
Only but a memory
Love and light to all

Post by **bolabeenz** » Mon Mar 30, 2020 6:34 pm

A perfect ending
So that others sing and dance
Die under budget

Post by **Ablackburn86** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 11:08 pm

Went to buy T.P.
Oh shit, all stores are sold out
How can I wipe now

Post by **bolabeenz** » Fri Apr 03, 2020 5:29 am

Lazy you tube brains
Full of piss and vinegar
Angry fanatics

Post by **Marcussk** » Fri Apr 03, 2020 11:00 am

POS shutdown
Life has become a movie
I want a refund

Post by **bolabeenz** » Fri Apr 03, 2020 8:45 pm

Oh you bob dylan
I remember yesterday
The murders most foul

Post by **Jean des Esseintes** » Sat Apr 04, 2020 5:50 pm

Hmm...I have a choice...
Positive or Negative...
Hmm, I have a choice...

Post by **Jean des Esseintes** » Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:09 pm

I miss the Poets
Lou, e.e. Byron, Lennon
Jim, Westerberg, You

Post by **bolabeenz** » Mon Apr 13, 2020 5:31 am

Hey hope dope pushers
Where's faith hope and charity
Dead like kennedys

Tue Apr 14, 2020 10:18 am

While in a dark place
Remember the simple joys
Be a shining star

Post by **bolabeenz** » Wed Apr 15, 2020 6:26 am

Old folks just revenge
The humane society
Leave it all to pets

Post by **Marcussk** » Wed Apr 15, 2020 10:48 am

Dollar is worthless
TP is now currency
Supernatural