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Uniiiversoul
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S.O.S.

Post by Uniiiversoul »

Another vendor I've stumbled across a few times, ordered about 3 times. In the few strains I've tried (just received another order from him today, haven't tried them yet) but the ones I have tried I'd like to review a little because he deserves it. Not sure how long he's been around but from the times I've talked to him he seems like a good dude. He didn't have to but he included an extra 150 grams with one of my 100g increments on my last order, and this order that came in today had two of my bags swapped increments, I messaged him and he immediately said he'd send the remaining that was missing. So I basically have an extra 150grams of the Red Jongkong. I'm noticing he's one of the only vendors that hasn't raised their prices yet.. anyways he are a few reviews.

Green Thai: Energy, MOOD(Euphoria), Pain relief (minor pain in knees and back for me). This one for a green seems to wake my brain up right away within like the first 10 minutes of dosing. I've noticed it can be rather strong, have given myself wobbles several times except for my dose of it this morning. Finally dialed the dose in and at 4 grams or so it was a good feel. Lasting about 3-4 hours, but minor waves of euphoria.

White Elephant: Also, Energy, Euphoria, Pain Relief. Need to come back to this one a little to see how it effects me straight on, I only ever blend whites, never really take them on their own.

Red Kali: Very relaxing, Pain Relief, No euphoria but blended with the green thai at a 50/50 ratio made for an amazing burn after work.

Green Kali; This was a strain they suggested was their best, along with the Super Green Malay. But I think my tolerance is too high because they weren't overly euphoric for greens like I enjoy. My buddy tried the SPG and said he loves it, good mood and energy for him. So I'm thinking it was just my chemistry or I have a high standard for my greens. But all in all the green kali is still a good strain, was a moderate speed green with a touch of euphoria, blended with a white made a nice heady.

Super Green Malay: I'd say the SPG was the same level of the green Kali with a touch more energy.

Sorry my reviews are kind of lame this is like my 3rd review and most times when I get the urge to review I'm too stoned for my own good.

Today I received Red Jongkong, Yellow Thai, and Green Hulu. As well as more White Elephant because I seriously loved it next to Kats B. White Elephant. Most likely will be back with updates/edits. Give me your opinions on my reviews, tell me where I can enhance so I'm not leaving out details for other customers to use for their own order decisions.

Also, he runs coupons all the time.. the three orders I've placed have all been ordered with coupons he was running for cyber monday, and some other holiday stuff I believe.
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Maxxx
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Re: S.O.S.

Post by Maxxx »

Another really good vendor. I love his Super Green Malay, and the Yellow Thai is great for anxiety. His Red Kali is one of my all time favorite reds. He tends to sell out quickly and go dormant for a while, but I've never had a bad strain from him. I wouldn't put him on the same level as Johnson's was before they went under, but pretty close. Good prices, great customer service, and damn good kratom.
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Re: S.O.S.

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Kicked him off the Vendor List, after he went almost the whole Summer with NO kratom. SOS = OOS. I dunno.. Maybe that's the New Normal. Vendors who "usually" have Zero kratom.. Then they get a Re-stock, and it's gone in 2 weeks... back to NO kratom for 2 months? :( Sucks.
He tends to sell out quickly and go dormant for a while.
Yeah. I mean he was a brand NEW vendor in June... Put up a website & then almost immediately OOS.. His so called "reviews" here, right after he opened, were all 1 guy doing a total promotion. After he went OOS, his Promoter disappeared.. isn't there a word for that? :lol:
I'm noticing he's one of the only vendors that hasn't raised their prices yet..
His prices are decent .. We just checked 50 vendors, on the Vendor List, I think only 5 had raised prices... leaves 45 vendors who Did Not raise prices :| Not yet anyway!!
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Re: S.O.S.

Post by Maxxx »

BallzDeep9 wrote:Not yet anyway!!
One of the reasons I'm going broke stocking up now :?

First time I ordered from SOS, they sent me the wrong order. I contacted them, and they apologized and said to just keep it. I sat on it for a long time, but eventually got around to trying their Super Green Malay, and I loved it. Ordered samples of the Green and Red Kali, yellow thai, and thought they were damn good, so I picked up a bunch before he ran out. Not the best vendor out there, but far from the worst, imo.
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